Funny Status

29 Sep 2020 18:29
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There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Funny Status but my favourite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favourite Funny Status in English…

Funny Status

Hey there Whatsapp is using me.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation…

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Google must be a woman because it knows everything.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.

Farts are like children, I’m proud of mine and disgusted by yours.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it.

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make me a bad person.

Here my dad comes on Whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘*no status*’ or just a smiley…

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at the gym.

Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbor’s wife, And beer as COLD as your own.

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